Orchid kung Orchid!!!
Ahahahahaha halos mahulog ako sa upuan ko nung makita ko tong picture na to sa net.

Kwento: Nag-se-search ako ng picture ni Madam Auring sa Google at isa ito sa mga lumabas! Aba syempre nawala ang interes ko kay Madam! Ahahahaha sabi ni officemate ko ang pangalan daw nya ay “ORCHA, the Killer Bading!” ahahahahahaha at sabi naman ng isa pa, nag-abala pa daw syang mag pulang lipstick hahahaha at ang taray ng kilay!!! LOL!!!
Moral of the story: Wag babuyin ang orchids
Ahahahahaha!!!

January 18th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
waaaaaahh.. eto ang long lost aso ni badong?!…hahaha..
January 18th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
nawala ang ganda nung mga orchids! hanu ba yan??!!!
January 18th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
ang hinahanap na madam auring ay naging madam kambing…wahehehehe…
January 18th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
i think i kniw who you are! whahaha, anlakas ng trip.
January 18th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
Wuy! At least pinatunayan niya na katulad siya nung orchids!
Lanta… e-este… hindi plastik!
January 18th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
tlga nmn ang mga daliri.. anak ng pucha! anlambot e.. hahaha
January 18th, 2008 at 8:20 pm
di pala madam kambing, madam lukring…. para naman kahit papaano pangalang tao..
January 18th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
definitely not chaka!
January 18th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
ang kawawang orchid >_> ginawang pang alay sa patay…
..na kuko
- sa mukha.
January 18th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
Isa itong mas malaking bangungot… kesa sa isang Madam Auring na naka-tsupon… Waaahhh!!! = O
January 19th, 2008 at 12:39 am
anuber!!!! kakawindang naman to..hahahhaa
January 19th, 2008 at 12:39 am
my! my! may!!! may!!! may nakawalang mumo… waaah!!!
January 19th, 2008 at 1:23 am
omay! di ko matignan! ahahahha
January 19th, 2008 at 6:35 am
parang kilala ko yan. hindi ba yan si PA? lolz! *peace man* ahahahahah!
January 19th, 2008 at 7:14 am
hahahahahahh
bonggang bongga ang orchids ni maderr! 
January 19th, 2008 at 7:16 am
haha! natawa ako sa hirit ni jofell e, parang orchids .. lanta
January 19th, 2008 at 8:09 am
nakaligtas ‘to sa kin ah? bat naman ksi pinagtripan ang orchids, adik to. Hahaha!
January 19th, 2008 at 9:50 am
pansin ko lang. meron kabang issues sa gay peeps kasi majory ng post mo katatawanan about gay peeps. I mean kapag may tapic ka sa mga bading laging puro katatawanan. Do u have a problem with gay peeps?
January 19th, 2008 at 10:57 am
Amf…
Parang kamukha ng kaklase ko ah!
Hahahahahahah!
Talagang “Wag babuyin ang orhids?!”
Hahahaha!
January 19th, 2008 at 11:00 am
Kung gusto mo nga pala ng picture ni Madam Auring eh libre mo siyang ma i-ispyan sa Ever Gotesco Commonwealth. Lagi ko siyang nakikita dun kapag nagbabayad ng bills.
Nakakatakot!
January 19th, 2008 at 11:28 am
nakita ko na rin si madam auring sa personal, kasama pa yung bf niyang wet look lagi ang buhok..nakakatakot nga..tumayo balahibo ko nung nakita ko sila..niyay!
January 19th, 2008 at 11:34 am
hahaha. lol.
Di naman yung pagiging bading niya ang funny at kakatawa.
kundi yung ” GET UP ” niya. LOL
January 19th, 2008 at 11:37 am
lol trish. bading kasi si GP kaya ganun..hahaha *joke lang jason*
wala namang masama sa pagtawa sa nakakatawa. ang masama eh yung kamuhian ang nagpapatawa..nasa tao na yun kung paano niya titingnan yung anggulo ng tinatawanan..marami naman sa mga bading ang okey lang pagtawanan eh..keri na yun, chorva!
January 19th, 2008 at 11:43 am
JECK! may tama ka… nagkataon lang na nakakatawa ung ayos nya sa pic… saka hindi lang naman puro bading ang makikita mo dito… even the readers (ourselves) and GP himself.
Nakita mo na ba kung paanong nilait at pinagtawanan si spidey? Or napansin mo na ba ang pic ni Sharapova which is a popular person in her own right, pero naka post dito ang pic nya.
One more thing, talaga namang funny ang naka-post dito… dahil un ang reason kung bakit naa-appreciate ang blog na ito, dahil sa kakwelahan ng blogger. Pag-seryosohan na, hindi na greenpinoy yan!!! di ba?
January 19th, 2008 at 11:46 am
yow! i fourth the universal motion! shay for GP’s ambassador! hahahaha!
January 19th, 2008 at 11:49 am
at para saan nmn ung itim na bar sa mata? unidentifiable na ba sya ng lagay na yan? n_n
January 19th, 2008 at 11:56 am
hindi nmn tntwanan pnopost lang.. alam mo joey, hindi nmn ang pagiging bading ang tntwanan kundi ung gngwa nila.. kung wala ka gngwa bkt ka magiging guilty db?.. ano ba yan! easy ka lang.. wag ka mainit maciado, nakakapaso ka e..
January 19th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
HOLY KAMOTE, unidentifiable na siya to those who hardly know him/her. Para na din ung mga blurred na mukha sa telebisyon para sa mga may kaso atbp. The people who don’t know them will not recognize them even if their path come across.
He/She will not post his/her pic in the net if he/she doesn’t want anybody to see it, right? And nobody are restricted to what their reactions might be. Dito sa greenpinoy, masasaya ang mga tao… bawal ang maseselan masyado…
January 19th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
ano ito? ambassador for peace ni GP? hmmm… jeck & kid & me?!!?!? hahaha
January 19th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
ako hindi! hahaha
January 19th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
bwahahaha!!! yeah kid.. nde nga… dahil may sarili kang ano.. ano nga ba un???? heheh
January 19th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
LOL daming comments LOL pero ang sasagutin ko yung kay joey
joey, kung mapapansin mo, lahat ng bagay dito e puro pang katatawanan, mapa bading, mapa inday, mapa tagalog, mapa bisaya, artista, tomboy, lalaki, babae, aso, puso, kulangot, sipon, tae, o presidente.
tanong ko sayo joey, kung pinagtawanan mo ang nanay mo dahil laylay ang dede nya, ibig sabihin ba non may problema ka sa nanay mo o sa dedeng laylay? O kaya ang kaibigan mong makapal ang kilay, ibig sabihin ba non may problema ka sa mga taong makapal ang kilay?
hindi diba?
tama ang mga sinabi nila sa itaas, hindi ang pagiging bading ang nakakatawa sa litrato kundi ang pag presenta ng taong ito sa sarili nya. kung babae to, malamang katatawa parin. kung ako ang nagpa picture ng may takip na orchids sa aking dede, malamang, nakakatawa parin ito kung hindi man nakakasuka hahaha
kaya easy lang tayo
ayoko ng pahabain pa to at parang nagiging parang gma vs abs cbn tayo hahahaha o pati yun pinagtawanan ko! LOL
yun lang. maraming salamat!
January 19th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
MABUHAY ANG PILIPINONG MAKULIT!!! tandaan, kulitan lang, walang personalan! hahahahaha!
January 19th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
walang pikon sa greenpinoy, chicharon at hipon…mayron LOL
January 19th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
Hahaha… ayaw ba ito?!
JOKE JOKE
January 19th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
LOL jim! pengeng chicharon!
mcrey, baka away naman LOL
January 19th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
bakit ba naman kasi idinikit ang orchids sa boobs, di ba nya alam na madaming bubuyog ang nagugutom sa ngayon…wahehehe…
holy kamote, di sya unidentifiable, undefined lang ang kanyang pagkatao…hehehe…
January 19th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
pag pikon ka..uupakan ka.. hahaha.. #2 un sa 10 katangian ng pilipinong makulit.. hehehe
January 19th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
Magagalit si Madam Auring… Nyahaha! = D
January 19th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
mabuhay si Shay!!!!! for world peace!! hahahahaha
basta dito sa GP happy lang…whatever’s funny…is fine with us. Iba-iba kasi ang perception ng tao sa mga bagay na nakakatawa and it so happened na GP shares the same level of perception with a lot of us..if some people find the entries offensive, wala naman pilitan..eh di wag basahin or tignan diba… *nose bleeding…*
pero bakit nga kaya nakakatakot si madam auring??
January 19th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
LOL ayos kidlat memoryado ang code of conduct hahahaa
gasoline dude, anak nya to? LOL
January 20th, 2008 at 12:19 am
ganda ng orchid…!
January 20th, 2008 at 6:31 am
punyeta! parang ayaw kong matulog! baka bangungutin ako! nag bago tingin ko sa orchids.. promise, di magandang larawan ito.. di ako makakatulog waaaa!
January 20th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
haahaha!!! da best ka talaga GP.. pero daming sample sa nanay, dedeng laylay pa talaga huh! hahahah!!!
January 20th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
isa lang masasabi ko..
BILIB AKO SA PHOTOGRAPHER NA KUMUHA NITO.
lakas ng sikmura niya. pwede na sa fear factor
January 20th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
ang hirap palang magpigil ng tawa.
January 20th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
haha search nyo rin ung friendster nina cobralyn, globalyn, ederlyn, chorvalyn, ska chenelyn! haha laugh treeep subra iyon!
January 20th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
boneng, pang miss universe ang speech! haha
LOL damdam! talagang may murang malutong! hahahaha
shay, hahaha yun una pumasok sa isip ko…sana pala lola hahahaha
marvin, sige titignan namin yan! LOL excited na ako!
steph, bat naman yung orchids lang? hahaah
kamote, wag kang magpigil. sa pwet lalabas yan…
trish, onga LOL!!!
January 20th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
waaahhh…sana orchid na lang cya…hehehe
January 20th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
hahahahahaa LOL nga pala steph, tagged you on youtube!
January 20th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Gawd, I nearly fainted. May sakit pa man ako ngayon. Ayan, lumala na ko siguro
January 21st, 2008 at 12:43 am
@ GP - sorry na, wala naman akong intesyon mag mura kaso yun unang word na lumabas sa bibig ko nung nakita ko yung picture e.. tapos i was trying to describe it to my friends.. di ko kayang idescribe, mura pa rin lumabas sa bibig ko.. hehe..
try nyo i describe yun picture, challenging!
January 21st, 2008 at 1:23 am
lol..naunahan mo nga ako sa tag game na yan..itatag sana kita…bagal ko kasi gumawa ng vid…anyway,congrats for quiting your smoking habit..ibang habit na lang..;)
January 21st, 2008 at 4:33 am
ciempre memoryado ko ang code of etits GP, este etics pala.. lolz
steph, kung orchid cia, cia ung lanta.. aahahaha.. kawawa nmn ang lahi ng orchids kung isa cia dun! lolz.. hahaha..
January 21st, 2008 at 11:09 am
im thinks of the moral lessons is here: dont not searched madam auring to the internets coz the badings is rapes youre eyes!lolz!
January 21st, 2008 at 12:36 pm
LOL damdam…onga no? hahahhahaha punyetang orchid? hahhahahahahaha
January 21st, 2008 at 12:46 pm
dati.. gusto ko ng orchids. ngayon.. AYOKO NA. A-Y-O-K-O.. lol!
January 21st, 2008 at 12:46 pm
hahahahahahaha
January 21st, 2008 at 5:11 pm
sige nga maganda naisip ni damdam…i likes..hehehe teka…
NYETAH!!!! ang hirap mag isip ng adjective para sa sa picture…pwedeng bida sa pelikula ung nasa picture eh..drama “TAO BA AKO INAY???” ang title…hahahahaha
January 21st, 2008 at 5:40 pm
hahahahahahahahaha
sagot ng nanay: hindi anak, bulaklak ka.
LOL!!! ahahahahaha
January 21st, 2008 at 9:16 pm
oo isa syang bulaklak, isang mababang uri ng calachuchi.. hehehehe…
January 22nd, 2008 at 4:16 am
@ GP -”sagot ng nanay: hindi anak, bulaklak ka.” hahahaha! tumbling! baka chicharong bulaklak!
January 22nd, 2008 at 12:59 pm
AHHAHAHAHHA chicharong bulaklak nga!!! LOL
January 22nd, 2008 at 1:47 pm
TAMA!!! hahahahahaha
January 22nd, 2008 at 1:49 pm
ahahahaha putok putok pa! LOL
January 22nd, 2008 at 5:08 pm
peraps joey the orchid gays!lolz!
January 22nd, 2008 at 5:12 pm
LOL PA! maybe!!!
January 23rd, 2008 at 12:15 pm
yuck! may higad yung orchids! ang laking halimaw..katakot!
January 23rd, 2008 at 1:16 pm
ahahha higad!!!
January 23rd, 2008 at 3:21 pm
hahahahahah…anuber…kawawang nilalang!
January 23rd, 2008 at 3:52 pm
kawawang higad? ahehehe
January 25th, 2008 at 1:36 am
nakita ko ang kanyang mga mata!
kala ko magiging bato ako!
hehehehe!
January 25th, 2008 at 10:36 am
hahahahahahahaha medusa?!
January 31st, 2008 at 7:04 pm
bwahahaha!! kamukha nung kapitbahay namen!! ahaha! LOL!!
February 1st, 2008 at 8:49 pm
ahahahha pakulong mo naaaaaa!!!
February 3rd, 2008 at 6:36 pm
kahit pulis takot ehh… ani nanyarech?!?! LOL
February 4th, 2008 at 10:42 am
hahahahahahahaha onga naman!
February 10th, 2008 at 9:34 pm
ok sana kung bading kc tanggap na ung mga bading ngaun.. kung gusto nilang irespeto ng iba.. sana irespeto nila ung sarili nila.. sana there know there limits para di sila pagtatawanan di ba
February 12th, 2008 at 11:21 am
@ Lyn- AMEN!!
February 12th, 2008 at 11:25 am
sige…LOL