Mga Makabagong Salawikain!
Ang taong nagigipit…sa bumbay kumakapit.
Pag may usok…may nag-iihaw.
Ang taong naglalakad nang matulin… may utang.
No guts, no glory… no ID, no entry.
Birds of the same feather that prays together… stays together.
Kapag may sinuksok at walang madukot, may nandukot.
Ang buhay ay parang bato, it’s hard.
Walang matigas na tinapay sa gutom na tao.
Birds of the same feather make a good feather duster.
Kapag may tiyaga, may nilaga. Kapag may taga, may tahi.
Huli man daw at magaling, undertime pa rin.
To err is human, to errs is humans.
Ang naglalakad ng matulin, late na sa appointment.
Matalino man ang matsing, matsing pa rin.
Better late than later.
Aanhin ang palasyo kung ang nakatira ay kuwago, mabuti pa ang bahay kubo, sa paligid puno ng linga.
Ang sakit ng kalingkingan, kailangan ng alaxan.
Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika, lumaki sa ibang bansa.
Kapag maikli ang kumot, tumangkad ka na!
Better late than pregnant.
Behind the clouds are the other clouds.
Aanhin pa ang damo.. kung bato na ang uso!
Its better to cheat than to repeat.
Do unto others…tapos takbo!
Pag di ukol, di bubukol…siya ay baog, o di kaya’y bading.
Kung may isinuksok, may mabubuntis.
Kapag puno na ang salop, kumuha na ng ibang salop.
Magbiro ka na sa lasing, magbiro ka na sa bagong gising,’wag lang sa lasing na bagong gising.
July 19th, 2007 at 7:41 pm
lol.. hahaha mga bagong salawikain… pwede dagdag… ang taong naglalakad ng matulin… najejebs?!
July 19th, 2007 at 10:33 pm
Its better to cheat than to repeat.
–aaminin kong malaki din ang naitulong sakin nung estudyante pako. hehe
pwde din: “Kapag may ipinutok, may mabubuntis”; “Kapag may tiyaga, may pizza!”
Magbiro ka na sa lasing, magbiro ka na sa bagong gising,’wag lang sa lasing na bagong gising.
–dahil may hang-over!!
July 20th, 2007 at 10:24 am
LOL @ kissy at kenny!
July 20th, 2007 at 2:57 pm
tenks birds of the same together flock the feather daw!
July 20th, 2007 at 3:15 pm
haahahaha anak ng…flock the feather?!
July 20th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
“the birds of the same feather..are the same birds.”
hehe
July 20th, 2007 at 5:02 pm
korak!
July 22nd, 2007 at 12:05 pm
LOL…….Pag may isinuksok, May mabubuntis>>>> DI yun pang bata..
July 23rd, 2007 at 3:30 pm
hahahahah sino ba bata?
July 28th, 2007 at 9:06 am
SINO BATA AKOOO>>>…… HAHAHA……..
July 28th, 2007 at 3:51 pm
LOL alam ba ng nanay mo na nagbabasa ka dito? LOL
July 28th, 2007 at 9:03 pm
HEHE…..:-)
July 28th, 2007 at 9:19 pm
OI!!!!!!! AStiG talaga mga SALAWIKAIN MO>>>>>>> LaLO na Yung “Its better to cheat than to repeat”>>>> KC ReLated AkO DUN…….
July 29th, 2007 at 4:47 pm
ahahahaha ano ba LOL
July 31st, 2007 at 6:56 pm
ulols ahaha fakshwet
katan6inahan m6a salawikain irr weh..
duh????
July 31st, 2007 at 7:07 pm
KORNI!!!!!!………
July 31st, 2007 at 7:47 pm
nyak!nyak!nyak!
makabagong salawikain ba ang mga andito?!!!!?……..
nung prep ko pah naencounter ang mga salawikain na jowk na andito eh…
GEN~X NAH TAU NOH……HALLLLUR
July 31st, 2007 at 8:49 pm
LOL ahahahaha mga nang aaway! LOL
August 1st, 2007 at 8:25 pm
@Jeron lolz ka jeron haha… kaw bata eh prang matnda ka na eh hehe ^_^
August 1st, 2007 at 9:44 pm
ahahaaay buking si jeron!
September 6th, 2007 at 9:11 pm
mahal na mahal kita jillian,,
September 6th, 2007 at 9:14 pm
at sino naman si jillian? ahahaha
November 18th, 2007 at 4:37 pm
dagdag!
“di bale nang tamad di naman pagod”
kamusta naman,,
November 20th, 2007 at 7:36 am
ayos!
November 22nd, 2007 at 8:44 pm
may ia-add ako…
Hinatak ko ang kumot,
Nawala ang gusot.
-Botox
Hahahaha!!!
November 23rd, 2007 at 11:57 am
ahehehe pwede!
December 10th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
AANHIN PA ANF MARIWANA KUNG SHABU N ANG USO
December 10th, 2007 at 2:03 pm
ibang high yun hahaha
December 10th, 2007 at 2:37 pm
Naalala ko tuloy yung hirit nung kapatid ko…
“Aanhin pa ang damo, kung mukha kang kabayo…”
Walang sense…
December 10th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
may sense naman. kasi kung mukha kang kabayo, magpakamatay ka na. so pag patay ka na, aanhin mo yung damo?
December 31st, 2007 at 5:00 pm
….TOinks,ung titser Q sa Geo, ang mOtto nya sAmin ung ” iCh better to cheat than to repeat”>>>!!!…,,.harhar..HirAp dIn kyANg mAg-SoLvE NoH!!!… My gUs!!!…
As oP NoW, aLa aQnG Mk-CoNtRiBuTe… NwAlA Kc bRaIn ko>>> NkItA Nyu BaH???…hEHeH….
January 1st, 2008 at 12:26 pm
hahaha
January 8th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
hAhAhAhA. . . . niCe OnE. . .eStE MaNy pLa . nyahahahaha>>.
adD moRe!!!!!!!!hMmMmp
January 8th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
—e2 ” aAnhIn pA ang mGa bOys kuNg mARamI nG nagLaLagLag’ usO na DAw mGa cALL bOy NoW?????????? . . . .
January 8th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
-ang TaonG nAgLaLakAd nG ma2Lin PILAY UN>> nYahAhAHa
January 8th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
-KoReK ‘8’s beTTer 2 cHeat Dan 2 RepEaT” AnAder bAyad nMan aNd eFFort . . hAaAaAaAyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!1
January 8th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
hala LOL hahahahahha
February 9th, 2008 at 1:54 am
hanep ung “it’s better to cheat than to repeat”.. ma-i-GM nga un sa cellphone.. haha..
February 9th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
anong gm?
February 19th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
haha aus, kso bata pa q eh, may konting bastos..hehe
February 19th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
gm means ” group message ”
o kaya gud mrning!
February 19th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
LOL yun pala yun!
March 1st, 2008 at 2:36 pm
mabuti pa ang maliit na daliri kaysa patay natiti
March 1st, 2008 at 2:37 pm
ang tumatanggi sa romansa , ay wlang silbi ang nota!
March 1st, 2008 at 3:18 pm
LOL!!!
March 7th, 2008 at 9:09 am
pag may binaon,,pasok!
pag may sumabog…uha!
March 7th, 2008 at 9:10 am
corny ko……
March 7th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
LOL clark! uha! LOL!
April 21st, 2008 at 3:15 pm
wow…guys..modern n talaga…
“virginity coz cancer”
hehehehehe…jejejeje
April 21st, 2008 at 3:16 pm
nyahahahaha
May 7th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
wahaha aq meron salawikain
May 7th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
“aanhin mo pa ang kabayo kung si Diego na uso?” mkabago 2..wahahha
May 21st, 2008 at 1:01 pm
“Ang babaeng mahilig sa pogi sa bading nauuwi.”
Hehehee…
June 4th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
nice aman! 8z fani!! duh??? hehe
mga pinoy tlga bida z mga kalokzzz!
June 17th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
“Pagbinato ka ng bato batohin mo nga granada.”
June 18th, 2008 at 10:18 am
sabog yan! LOL
June 19th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
low…add nyo q ha. . . . .pinkrush_tags@yahoo.com
cripz_pink0621@yahoo.com
June 21st, 2008 at 8:24 pm
masmaigi na ang titing paling keysa titing gatiting
June 22nd, 2008 at 4:32 pm
hhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love you all&
June 22nd, 2008 at 4:34 pm
helo0..
anyong seo* :))
June 22nd, 2008 at 9:44 pm
LOL
July 1st, 2008 at 9:46 am
………………….its so very funny and totoo nga naman……………nice work……….
July 1st, 2008 at 9:47 am
………………..gawah pah keo para maraming matuwa………..
July 1st, 2008 at 9:48 am
ang libog naman nung iba nyong salawikain
July 1st, 2008 at 9:59 am
LOL libog talaga…
July 4th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
July 23rd, 2008 at 5:01 pm
pag pulitiko ay masaya,maraming na-corrupt na pera
August 6th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
hehe!hi!
August 6th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
lalalala!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E-nthusiasthic
F-earness of God
F-amily responsibilty
August 6th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
di pa yan kompleto na tab ko kc eh
August 14th, 2008 at 9:08 am
mga patawa kayo! astig hehehe
August 22nd, 2008 at 6:55 pm
ano ba naman to,wla naman tong mai contribute sa lipunan,puro kalokohan,gawa naman kayo nang nakakabuti…pasaway
August 22nd, 2008 at 8:43 pm
L0L……….:)
August 28th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
“cheater’s goes to HELL bounce to Heaven” haha..c:
:p
♥♀♥
love xoo boo..♥♀♥
August 29th, 2008 at 9:41 am
bounce talaga? LOL
September 9th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
anu daw
September 9th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
danda nG kOwtZ nyU aa
September 9th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
ohh anu nah
September 10th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
hakhak m6a ulol
September 23rd, 2008 at 1:32 pm
tama nman ung bombay………….
naka2tawa……sna wg bastos???????????
September 23rd, 2008 at 5:43 pm
kaadikan ng mga pinoy..hha. LOLZ
September 24th, 2008 at 9:45 am
hahaha oo adik tayo LOL
October 19th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Magbiro ka na sa lasing, magbiro ka na sa bagong gising,’wag lang sa lasing na pating.kamuka ko pating….
November 21st, 2008 at 8:15 pm
haha
tibay! LoL xD