May CD si Kris Aquino!!!

Buti nalang hindi sya ang kumanta. Compilation lang pala ng mga gusto nyang kanta. Buti nalaaaaang. Kasi pagkaka-alala ko nung kumakanta kanta pa sya sa GMA Supershow e boses palaka sya ahehe
At nahulog pa sa stage! May tama sya!!!
Katapos nyang nahulog mula sa entablado, sumikat itong joke na to:
Tanong: Kung si Nora Aunor ay ang “Superstar”, si Sharon Cuneta ang “Megastar”, si Ate V ang “Star for all seasons”, ano ang tawag kay Kris Aquino?
Sagot: Eh di “Falling Star”!!!
Ngeeeee! Hahahahaha ![]()

May 18th, 2007 at 2:07 am
Naman eh.
May 18th, 2007 at 2:09 am
Sus, mali yung na-type kong name ko. So comment re-send…
Once more with feeling:
Naman eh.
May 18th, 2007 at 3:56 am
The album is called “Kris Aquino Songs of Love and Healing” because, as we all know, her life story is filled with Love (mostly of the extra-marital kind) and Healing (from sexually-transmitted vaginal infections).
Pero kahit hindi siya ang kumakanta sa album na ito, maririnig pa rin dito ang kanyang boses in Janet Jackson-ish spoken interludes na wala kang maiintindihan dahil kahit pa gaano ka-inspirational ang mga sinasabi niya, the whole time she’s talking, you’re thinking to yourself,
“Seryoso ka? Hindi ka pa ba nakukutya sa sarili mo? Mahiya ka naman ng konte. Ang nanay mo dating presidente… ang tatay mo… ang mukha ng tatay mo nasa pera!”
Well, that’s Kris for you. Pido Dida, the Massacre Queen, the Spawn of the Yellow One, Miss the-whole-world-is-my-gynecologist, the pillow-burning, testicle-grabbing Queen of Chlamydia.
But though she doesn’t sing here (there is a God), this album still contains Kris’s voice. It is therefore not recommended for pregnant women. Unless, of course, you want your baby to turn out like Josh.
Etchos.
May 18th, 2007 at 5:28 am
essay!
May 18th, 2007 at 5:40 am
A post on its own. But I like it!
May 18th, 2007 at 10:58 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Rexler you are my new best friend!!! ahahahahahahaha
May 18th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
Ipinagpalit mo na si Mando? *o yun nga ba ang pangalan nya? hahaha*
May 18th, 2007 at 2:34 pm
hahaha si mando syota ko hahahahahhaha joke lang yun baka mabasa to ng asawa ko maniwala sya hahaha
May 18th, 2007 at 6:24 pm
^ oops. didn’t know that was a secret. hehe *wink wink*
Panalong panalo to!!! hehe
May 18th, 2007 at 6:26 pm
hahahaha ok for the record, mando is fictional! hahaha naman e!
haha onga galing ni Rex kaya nga best friend ko na sya haha
May 20th, 2007 at 3:24 am
For the record, most of Rexler’s comments were COPIED from my blog entry dated May 9, 2007. You can check the entry at: http://misterhubs.blogspot.com/2007/05/kris-aquino-songs-of-love-and-healing.html
Tsk, tsk. I hope this wouldn’t happen. Huwag mangopya ng gawa ng iba.
Peace. — Misterhubs of Misterhubs.blogspot.com
May 20th, 2007 at 10:01 am
haha im sure no harms intended misterhubs
let’s form a kris aquino “fun” club hahaha
May 21st, 2007 at 9:11 am
Bukelya.
Ahihihihihihihihihihi….
Hay, kung alam lang ni misterhubs…
May 21st, 2007 at 9:37 am
Ahahaha buking?
November 4th, 2007 at 11:52 pm
Napakagandang pakinggan ng Kris Aquino: Songs of Love & Healing, talagang akmang-akma sa mga dinaranas ng majority of the Overseas Filipino Workers (OFWs) while working abroad, inherent nga naman sa mga OFWs ang marital problems on either side of the marital union, dahil nga nahihiwalay sa kanya-kanyang espouse ang bawat mag-asawa, kaya dumaraan din sa pinagdadaanan nuon ni Kris.
Anyway, day-in & day-out, talagang ang CD lang ni Kris ang pinapatugtog dito sa flat namin, palibhasa, damang-dama nila ang pinagdadaanan ni Kris habang ginagawa ang album na ito, at tinatamaan din sila sa bawat narrartion ni Kris, na sinusundan ng mga piling-piling kanta na talagang humihimay sa damdamin, puso at kaluluwa ng bawat isa.
Congrats Kris, nagplatinum na kasi ang Kris Aquino Songs of Love & Healing at we are looking forward to your new compilation, that of Kris Aquino: Love & Inspiration Album!
Go Kris, Go!!!!!
November 4th, 2007 at 11:55 pm
opo.
November 29th, 2007 at 12:09 pm
ms kris
ok lang n hnd ikaw kumanta maganda naman ung mga dialog mo…….
swerte tlga kayo ni baby james dahil nkaligtas kayo sa panganib…..
November 29th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
ahaha anong panganib?