Kaya hindi gumagaling ang pasyente sa PGH
ACTUAL SENTENCES FOUND IN PATIENTS’ MEDICAL CHARTS at PHILIPPINE GENERAL HOSPITAL (PGH):
1. “Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.”
2. “On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared.”
3. “She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night.”
4. “The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.”
5. “The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.”
6. “Discharge status: Alive but without permission.”
7. “The patient refused autopsy.”
8. “The patient has no previous history of suicides.”
9. “She is numb from her toes down.”
10. “While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.”
11. “The skin was moist and dry.”
12. “Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.”
13. “Patient was alert and unresponsive.”
14. “Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.”
15. “She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.”
16. “The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.”
17. “The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead.”
18. “Skin: somewhat pale but present.”
19. “Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.”
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Salamat kay Rexler para sa submission! 
May 17th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Hindi ah! sa UST yan!!! LOLOLOLOL
May 17th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
AHAHAAHAHA onga e. kung ganyan na sa PGH ano pa kaya sa ibang ospital. taga UP karin ba benj? hehe student number 99-*****!!! yey! hahaha tanda ko na.
May 17th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
hahaha, for real? ang galing-galing! “she was hot in bed last night”, “numb from toes down”, “alive but without permission”, basta. ang galing!
pwedeng kopyahin? ilagay ko sa multiply. credit kita at si Rexler (waw close!)
May 17th, 2007 at 4:13 pm
cute no? hahaha sure no problem!
May 17th, 2007 at 6:04 pm
green pinoy: UP PGH ako. haha. FOUL!
May 17th, 2007 at 6:13 pm
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wow benj. check mo mabuti reports mo baka ikaw next ma audit hahaha
May 18th, 2007 at 1:21 am
Mga kapatid sa pananampalataya,
Taga-up din ako kaya nanlambot ako when I got this in my email.
Pero…
Uhh…
99-***** ang student number mo, greenpinoy?
Naman eh.
Ako nga 88-*****. Hukluban na.
May 18th, 2007 at 2:10 am
Sus, mali yung na-type kong name ko. So comment re-send…
Once more with feeling:
Mga kapatid sa pananampalataya,
Taga-up din ako kaya nanlambot ako when I got this in my email.
Pero…
Uhh…
99-***** ang student number mo, greenpinoy?
Naman eh.
Ako nga 88-*****. Hukluban na.
May 18th, 2007 at 10:51 am
hahaha LOL Rexer. 88 ka pala hehe
June 20th, 2007 at 11:15 pm
try to read the medical charts here in the middle east! bwahahahaha!!!
June 21st, 2007 at 9:12 am
isang sample naman dyan jake!!!
July 29th, 2007 at 1:28 pm
no b yan?
July 29th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
refuse autopsy?hahahaha naka2tawa tlga!kakahiya pag sa SOAPIER k mglagay ng gñan…mamu2ra ako ng dok!
July 29th, 2007 at 4:52 pm
lol