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I wanna be a Porn Star!

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Jenna Jameson. Ron Jeremy. Maria Ozawa. Sora Aoi. Peter North. Asia Carrera. Madam Auring.

Lahat sila sikat na porn stars! Pero malamang sa malamang hindi sisikat yang mga yan kung hindi matunong ang mga pangalan nila!

Isipin mo nalang kung ang pangalan palang totoo ni Maria Ozawa e Taeko Makoto. O si Ron Jeremy ang pangalan nya Ishkrishnishnish Pakishkush. Diba? Malamang hindi sila bebenta!

Pero pano nga ba nila naiisip ang mga porn star names nila? Ewan pero ngayon, meron ng madaling paraan para magkaroon ka ng porn star name!

Ganito lang. Para sa first name, kunin mo ang pangalan ng iyong alaga (hindi yung etits o keps ha, yung hayop na alaga, ops, hindi rin ang byenan! yung tipong aso, pusa, daga, ibon). Tapos para sa apelyido mo, kunin mo ang pangalan ng street kung san ka lumaki!

Ayos ba? Subukan natin!

Ako:

Cookie Jasmine.

WTFOMGLOLIPOPZ!!!

Ahahahahahaha parang pambabae lang LOL!

Presenting! The newest porn star! COOOOOOOOKIE JASMINE!!!

Ahahahaha!!! Anong sayo?!

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  1. GODDESS says:
    October 25, 2008 at 11:17 am

    natuwa ako dito kaya kahit lipas na, sasagot pa din ako.

    wala kmeng pet ever since kasi ayaw ni mudra kaya yung name na lang aso ng tita ko na palage kong nilalaro.. SCARLETT so ang pangalan ko

    SCARLETT MORRISON

    oohhhlalalalala!!!

  2. Bethelyn says:
    October 25, 2008 at 11:24 am

    hahaha! nakakatawa yung mga pangalan nyo
    ung sa akin mukhang hindi papasang porn star e

    MILO FERNANDEZ

  3. greenpinoy says:
    October 25, 2008 at 11:58 am

    ahahahaha tae yan may cookie monster pa!!! hahahahahaha

  4. BlueTeeth says:
    October 25, 2008 at 5:09 pm

    ung sa ken ok n sana ung apelyido e —

    Ak-Ak Athens

    panget!!

    pero kung ung breed ng aso ko gagamitin —

    Labrador Athens
    pwede ring Ador Athens

    nye!

  5. greenpinoy says:
    October 26, 2008 at 11:35 am

    haahaha ador athens nalang! LOL!!!

  6. eycee-HippoEsthetics- says:
    October 26, 2008 at 3:11 pm

    hahaha “Ador” parang name lng ng karpentero pero malupet! hahaha

  7. BlueTeeth says:
    October 26, 2008 at 4:43 pm

    nako, malamang mga carpentry tools ang gamitin sa pelikula!

  8. naknampechay says:
    October 26, 2008 at 10:28 pm

    PINGPING EVERLASTING..

    san ka pa?!?!?!?!

    parang ewan.

    hahaahahhaahahhahahahahahaha

  9. frozensoul says:
    October 27, 2008 at 4:35 am

    matry nga rin..

    Borgy Dalipuga

  10. greenpinoy says:
    October 27, 2008 at 8:14 am

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA tawang tawang tawa ako sa pingping everlasting!!!

  11. damdam says:
    October 27, 2008 at 8:41 pm

    aba aba! magka-anu-ano si ping ping everlasting(naknampechay) at goldy everlasting(idietoexist)? ahahaha!!!!

  12. naknampechay says:
    October 27, 2008 at 10:51 pm

    oh my! baka magkapitbahay kami.. haha.. paging goldy.. goldy everlasting.. this is ur neighbor pingping everlasting.. hahaha

  13. greenpinoy says:
    October 28, 2008 at 8:42 am

    ahahahah shet may connection!!! LOL

  14. Ble says:
    November 1, 2008 at 12:24 pm

    Try ko rin. Cookie Aldana! Ganda! Pero talo ako kay PINGPING EVERLASTING, puwedeng porn, puwedeng wholesome (nursery rhyme di ba?).

  15. feth says:
    November 2, 2008 at 7:11 pm

    Bantay Kamagong

    ang pangit ata?sumikat pa kaya ang name na yan?

  16. greenpinoy says:
    November 3, 2008 at 12:39 pm

    ahahahaha taga makati ka? LOL

  17. Eycee~HippoEsthetics~ says:
    November 7, 2008 at 4:50 pm

    ahah kay feth, ayos tigasin na tigasin yang name na yan! “kamagong” hahaha mala totoy mola ang dating! hahahaha

  18. Mark says:
    November 9, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    akoh..

    Brownie Sampaloc!!

    wahaha ^^, LOL!!

  19. nashybabe says:
    November 15, 2008 at 4:14 pm

    Dodo Athens. :D Ha-ha. Pcenxa, Dodo neym ng aso ko ee. :D ♥

  20. greenpinoy says:
    November 16, 2008 at 12:29 pm

    hahahahaha ang chaka LOL

  21. protoss says:
    November 17, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    pasali lang.

    chuchu jerusalem or

    chuchu emmanuel

    ndi bagay.. puro kc religious mga streets d2 weh

    nice topic aheheh
    LMAO

  22. Arjei says:
    December 22, 2008 at 2:36 pm

    2 dogsko eh: fujico at meiji.. Paso st. Fujico Paso? Meiji Paso? la yata wenta!! wahahaha!!

  23. manel says:
    June 10, 2009 at 4:24 pm

    sugar candelaria??? panget

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