Flight announcements in Txt Speak! « Oi! Greenpinoy!

Flight announcements in Txt Speak!

Naisip nyo na ba kung ang mga announcement sa eroplano eh gagawing parang sa text? Ganito ang maaaring kalabasan:

Boarding:

Captian: Ladiz n Gntlmn diz s ur Cptn spkn. Pwd n u mgbord erplno. Pila2 lng pra ayos pgskay k? Pki ptay nrin CP nu at iba png elctronic dvices. Lpad us ng 30k ft! Njoy ur flyt wid us! Out na q!

Safety Demonstration:

Captian: Ei ol. Luk at d flyt atndnts. Safety Dmo cla!

Flight attendants: Suot nu sitblt nu ayos pra d u makalog. Hla nu belt lyk dis pra sumkp. Hla nu nmn pataas ung buckl para luang. Dmi emrgncy ext sa glid. Plz take tym to luk 4 dem k? Oxygn msks wil drp down frm taas nu pag ngbgo prsure d2 s loob ng erplno. Suot u muna sau bgo sa iba khit p d n brith bebi nu. Kung crsh plane, wag u panic. Sabay2 tau mmmtay kung s lupa crsh. Kung sa dgat nmn, my lyfvst sa ilalm ng cher nu. Kuha nu 2 at isuot. Lu2tang na u sa H20! Kung d u nknig, chk u lng safety card n hinanda us para sa nu. K na? K na!

Turbulence:

Captain: Halo me uli, ur Cptn. Wag mtakot u ha? Daan lang us sa mkpal na clouds sndali. Alog onti plane :)

Landing:

Captain: Ei! Landing na us. Blik na u sa cher nu at suot sitblt. Aq nksitblt na :)

After landing:

Captain: Frens, nakaland na us n and2 n tau sa NAIA. Tym s 330pm. Ktakits uli us s ssnod na flyt! Tnx! Ingatz! Mwah!

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Haha hmmm not bad no? Pero siguradong hindi ako uulit ng lipad sa airline na to :)

11 Responses to “Flight announcements in Txt Speak!”

  1. nina says:

    gagu tlga u! hahaha!

  2. greenpinoy says:

    hahaha the horror!!!

  3. mayel says:

    certified jologs ka talaga! kaya lab na lab u beH! nyahahahahah!

  4. greenpinoy says:

    AHAHAHA sino nagcecertify ng kajologan? haha lab u din me BEH! nyahaha tama na to baka maniwala ang mga taong ganito tayo magsalita hahaha

  5. clare says:

    langya ka tenks, di ako maka-move on dito. haha

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  7. greenpinoy says:

    nyahahahaha ano ba.

  8. clare says:

    OI! Ano nangyari diyan?? di ko ito nilagay! eeeeeek. may ghost

  9. clare says:

    ahhh kase ginawa ko itong link…

  10. greenpinoy says:

    aaaah shungak. hahaha

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