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Now click OK!

Thursday, July 24th, 2008

Tech Support: “All right. Now click ‘OK’.”

Customer: “Click ‘OK’?”

Tech Support: “Yes, click ‘OK’.”

Customer: “Click ‘OK’?”

Tech Support: “That’s right. Click ‘OK’.”

Customer: “So I click ‘OK’, right?”

Tech Support: “Right. Click ‘OK’.”

Pause.

Customer: “I clicked ‘Cancel’.”

Tech Support: “YOU CLICKED ‘CANCEL’???”

Customer: “That’s what I was supposed to do, right?”

Tech Support: “No, you were supposed to click ‘OK’.”

Customer: “I thought you said to click ‘Cancel’.”

Tech Support: “NO. I said to click ‘OK’.”

Customer: “Oh.”

Tech Support: “Now we have to start over.”

Customer: “Why?”

Tech Support: “Because you clicked ‘Cancel’.”

Customer: “Wasn’t I supposed to click ‘Cancel’?”

Tech Support: “No. Forget that. Let’s start from the top.”

Customer: “Ok.”

I spent the next fifteen minutes re-constructing the carefully crafted setup for this lady’s unique computer.

Tech Support: “All right. Now, are you ready to click ‘OK’?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Tech Support: “Great. Now click ‘OK’.”

Pause.

Customer: “I clicked ‘Cancel’.”

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Ahahahahahahahaha ang kuleeeeeet!!!!

Maraming salamat kay Crissytots para sa kwento nyang ito! :)

Sa isang Call Center!

Saturday, July 14th, 2007

Hindi ko alam kung totoo to pero nakakatawa talaga. Salamat kay Roxanne para dito! :)

Agent: Is that “P” for ping-pong?

Customer: No, it’s “B”!

Agent: Oh, “B”, for Bing-Bong!

Mark? Marc?

Sunday, May 20th, 2007

Sa isang call center

Agent: Hi may I have your name please?

Caller: Mark.

Agent: Is that Mark with a “C” or with a “K“?

Caller: With an “M“!

Thanks for the story Nucha :)

Natanggap kaya sya?

Sunday, April 29th, 2007

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Siguradong dinugo ang ilong ng babaeng ito.

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Salamat kay Rexler para sa essay na to! Tanong Rexler: How’d you get your hands on this one? :D







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