call center

Now click OK!

Tech Support: “All right. Now click ‘OK’.”

Customer: “Click ‘OK’?”

Tech Support: “Yes, click ‘OK’.”

Customer: “Click ‘OK’?”

Tech Support: “That’s right. Click ‘OK’.”

Customer: “So I click ‘OK’, right?”

Tech Support: “Right. Click ‘OK’.”

Pause.

Customer: “I clicked ‘Cancel’.”

Tech Support: “YOU CLICKED ‘CANCEL’???”

Customer: “That’s what I was supposed to do, right?”

Tech Support: “No, you were supposed to click ‘OK’.”

Customer: “I thought you said to click ‘Cancel’.”

Tech Support: “NO. I said to click ‘OK’.”

Customer: “Oh.”

Tech Support: “Now we have to start over.”

Customer: “Why?”

Tech Support: “Because you clicked ‘Cancel’.”

Customer: “Wasn’t I supposed to click ‘Cancel’?”

Tech Support: “No. Forget that. Let’s start from the top.”

Customer: “Ok.”

I spent the next fifteen minutes re-constructing the carefully crafted setup for this lady’s unique computer.

Tech Support: “All right. Now, are you ready to click ‘OK’?”

Customer: “Yes.”

Tech Support: “Great. Now click ‘OK’.”

Pause.

Customer: “I clicked ‘Cancel’.”

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Ahahahahahahahaha ang kuleeeeeet!!!!

Maraming salamat kay Crissytots para sa kwento nyang ito!

Sa isang Call Center!

Hindi ko alam kung totoo to pero nakakatawa talaga. Salamat kay Roxanne para dito!

Agent: Is that “P” for ping-pong?

Customer: No, it’s “B”!

Agent: Oh, “B”, for Bing-Bong!

Mark? Marc?

Sa isang call center

Agent: Hi may I have your name please?

Caller: Mark.

Agent: Is that Mark with a “C” or with a “K“?

Caller: With an “M“!

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Thanks for the story Nucha

Natanggap kaya sya?

 

Siguradong dinugo ang ilong ng babaeng ito.

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Salamat kay Rexler para sa essay na to! Tanong Rexler: How’d you get your hands on this one?