Bad Tagalog Translations for English Movie Titles

1. Black Hawk Down - Ibong Maitim sa Ibaba
2. Dead man’s chest - Dodo ng Patay
3. I Know What You Did Last Summer - Uyy…aminin!
4. Love, Actually - Sa Totoo Lang, Pag-ibig
5. Million Dollar Baby - 50 Million Pisong Sanggol (depende sa FOREX)
6. The Blair Witch Project - Ang Proyekto ng Bruhang si Blair
7. Mary Poppins - Si Mariang May Putok
8. Snakes on a Plane - Nag-ahasan sa Ere
9. The Postman Always Rings twice - Ang Kartero Kapag Dumutdot Laging Dalawang Beses
10. Sum of All Fears - Takot Mo, Takot Ko, Takot Nating Lahat
11. Swordfish - Talakitok
12. Pretty Woman - Ganda ng Lola Mo
13. Robin Hood, Men in Tights - Si Robin Hood at Ang Mga Felix Bakat
14. 4 Weddings and a Funeral - Kahit 4 na Beses Ka Pang Magpakasal, Mamamatay Ka Rin
15. The Good, The Bad and The Ugly - Ako, Ikaw, Kayong Lahat
16. Harry Potter and The Sorcerer’s Stone - Adik si Harry, Tumira ng Shabu
17. Click - Isang Pindot ka Lang
18. Brokeback Mountain - May Nawasak sa Likod ng Bundok ng Tralala / Bumigay sa Bundok
19. The Day of the Dead - Ayaw Tumayo (kasi patay)
20. Waterworld - Basang-basa
21. There’s Something About Mary - May Kwan Sa Ano Ni Maria
22. Employee of the Month - Ang Sipsip
23. Resident Evil - Ang Biyenan
24. Kill Bill - Kilitiin sa Bilbil
25. The Grudge - Lintik Lang Ang Walang Ganti
26. Nightmare Before Christmas - Binangungot sa Noche Buena
27. Annie Hall - Ang Butas ni Annie
28. Never Been Kissed - Pangit Kasi
29. Gone in 60 Seconds - 1 Round, Tulog
30. The Fast and the Furious - Ang Bitin, Galit
31. Too Fast, Too Furious - Kapag Sobrang Bitin, Sobrang Galit
32. Dude, Where’sv My Car - Dong, Anong Level Ulit Tayo Nag-park?
33.  The Lord of the Rings - Ang Alahero
34. Beauty and the Beast - Ang Asawa Ko at Ang Nanay Nya

Salamat kay GerHARD para sa listahang ito! :)

12 Responses to “Bad Tagalog Translations for English Movie Titles”

  1. Gerhard Says:

    35. What lies beneath? - Ano ang nasa dako paroon?

  2. greenpinoy Says:

    aaaaah yun pala yun. putol dun sa email mo e haha :) salamat uli!

  3. clare Says:

    naks naman! haha. wow gerhard!

    Aliw ako dun sa 22. Pinoy na pinoy tsaka yung sa never been kissed.

  4. greenpinoy Says:

    favorite ko yung “The Good, The Bad and The Ugly” tapos yung “Beauty and the Beast” haha

  5. clare Says:

    hahaha, honga no. sarap maging pinoy! haha!

  6. greenpinoy Says:

    tama!!!

  7. GerHARD Says:

    greenpinoy Says:

    June 1st, 2007 at 10:04 pm
    favorite ko yung “The Good, The Bad and The Ugly” tapos yung “Beauty and the Beast” haha

    Ako rin . . . . ahahahaha buti na lang di pa alam ni misis tong site na to! Wheow!

  8. GerHARD Says:

    Clare walang sumbungan ah???

  9. greenpinoy Says:

    hala ka gerHARD hahahaha talagang all caps na yung HARD hahaha

  10. Gerhard Says:

    Panindigan na. . . . . ahehehehe

  11. GerHARD Says:

    Again!. . . . .

  12. greenpinoy Says:

    ahehehe ayos yan!

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