Application time!!!
Natanggap ko to sa email, at mukhang forwarded lang naman kaya hindi ko mapapasalamatan ang may akda nito. Pero grabe, tawa ako ng tawa ng tawa. Basahin nyo!
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I work as a recruitment associate for call centers, and i often encounter funny lines. hey, i’m not laughing at the people. just the lines. here are some of them:
1. I am a flexible and I am perseverance person (when asked to describe her personality)
2. I want to learn more English words. (when asked why he wanted to work in a call center). [Damn! Read the dictionary!]
3. Do you have any extra ordinary positions that I can take for granted (Roughly Translated: Meron po ba kayong ibang position na pwede ko’ng apply-an?)
4. “Ten” (When asked to count from 1 to 40 to measure her articulation)
5. “Kelan Po?” (When asked to count from 1 to 40 to measure her articulation)
6. “I would choose IRATE CALLERS, Sir.” (Answer to the question: If you will change the COLOR of the world, what would it be and why?)
7. “I want to entertain and satisfy customers” (hmmm….interesting concept…so…what are you wearing right now?)
8. “I want to expose myself to the customers.” (Answer to why he wants to work in a call center”) – Flasher ITO!
9. “Is there an opening for a call center?” (Oh so you want to become a call center now huh?)
10. “Hi. Good afternoon, my name is _____, and I’M a call center from the Philippines.” (solohin ba)
11. Chocolates, boys with tongue pierce.” (An applicants answer to the question: What are your weaknesses?”
12. “I think Grade 3 and 4 students are very childish!” (Answer to the question: What do you think is the most difficult part of teaching Grade 3 and 4 students)
13. “Haller???!!! ??? (knocks on the table) THE SALARY!” (Answer to Why do you want to work in a call center?)
14. “I’m a married person, I have 2 children, the same boy”
15. “It’s a colorful world.” (Describe the shirt you’re wearing.)
16. “It’s a boomed industry.” (So all agents are now dead, I guess)
17. “I like to explore other people” (ay sus…maniac ka ano?)
18. “I want to explore myself more.” (Answer to why do you want to work in a call center. bagay sila ni #17…)
19. “Hu u? How did you get my #? Text me back, huri. Send me load.” (The audacity of an applicant can sometimes appall you.)
20. “I was scheduled for an exam this morning….I wasn’t able to make it…because I WAS TONSILITIS.”
21. “Hi Maam, do you have an opening.” (Lokong to ah!)
22. “I want to adventure into the graveyard…” (Langya, mahiilig ka sa patay!)
23. “I would like to be a part of the graveyard…” (isa ka pa…thriller… thriller night)
24. “Gd pm sir, im realy sri wen u call me I cnt hear clearly coz d raindrops of d rain is vry noisy. Rgrdng of wat u want 2 knw y u call me?” (A text message from an applicant)
25. “Do you accept walking applicants?” (No, we prefer flying ones)
26. Interviewer: So you’re an undergrad. What year are you in right now? Applicant: Oh I’m just here in the house. Interviewer: No, I asked you what year you’re in. Applicant: Year? I’m 25 years old! ( Nagkakaintindihan tayo pare….)
27. Applicant: Agency ba to? Interviewer: No sir, head hunting firm. Applicant (turning to friend): Egg-hunting daw pare! (Happy Easter!)
28. “In the middle of my study at Adamson, my father fortunately passed away.” (FORTUNATELY? ??!!!)
29. “Hello, i just want to inquire about the application resume that i planted in the computer…” (Ano ka, farmer?)
30. “May inaantay ako na trabaho kaya gusto ko lang na may mapag LILIBINGAN.” (Answer to the question “Why do you prefer a part-time job?” Tagalog na yun ha! Mahilig talaga kayo sa patay!)
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Tang inang egg-hunting yan!!! LOL buti nalang wala pa akong nakukuhang ganyang aplikante! Tatambling talaga ako sa harap nila kung sakali!
February 22nd, 2008 at 4:19 am
kakawindang ang mga sagot hah!…di ko kinaya…ahahaha
February 22nd, 2008 at 4:46 am
puchaaa ano baaa!
nabulabog ang utak ko!
hahaha.
pinoy talaga, ibang klase.
February 22nd, 2008 at 6:18 am
it’s 5 in the morning…may bago agad na entry..what tym do u update ur blog? para mabasa ko agad….thanx..
February 22nd, 2008 at 6:59 am
si PA yung sumagot sa number 24! hahahahaha!
February 22nd, 2008 at 9:02 am
lolz!im not understanded one things here!lolz!
February 22nd, 2008 at 9:26 am
nareceive ko rin tong email na ito.. haha.. tumbling talaga.. gustong gusto ko yung “do you accept walking applicants?” hahhahaha!!! panalo..
February 22nd, 2008 at 11:13 am
hahaha!!! Damdam… “do you accept walking applicants ba?” hehehehe
mas trip ko ung “may mapag LILIBINGAN” ayus sa sagot.. hahaah! sinagot na nga ng tagalog, minurder pa ang sagot.. bwhahhahaha!!!
February 22nd, 2008 at 11:46 am
ahahahaa sobrang kwela no? sana marami pang ganito LOL!!!
i try to update daily
so check back every now and then…wala namang exact time 
thanks!
February 22nd, 2008 at 1:10 pm
natatawa ako halos sa lahat eh. kakaaliw…
one time tinawagan ako ng isang call center company, pinag-aaply ako.. napa english ako bigla. nyahahahahaha….
February 22nd, 2008 at 3:45 pm
hi pb! im sure its hires youre coz youre the beautyful face peraps the beautyful voices right?
February 22nd, 2008 at 4:01 pm
LOL pb…ano sabi mo? ahehehe
February 22nd, 2008 at 4:56 pm
waheheheh.. ang kukulet.. naalala ko tuloy nung nagaapply ako. nakakaloka.. waaahhahaha..
February 22nd, 2008 at 4:59 pm
LOL baka may sagot ka dyan ai? ahehehe
February 22nd, 2008 at 5:26 pm
huh…grabe super tawa tlga aq…
greenpinoy, want some more…
please….just to relieve my stress and depression…
plz…sana lgi n lng ganito pra hindi corny…
looking forward for another one….:)
February 22nd, 2008 at 5:28 pm
naman kasi! hindi kasi para sa lahat ang pagiging call center agent.. kelangan din ng skills sa trabahong yan.. mga katulad ni PA ang angkop sa trabahong yan!
February 22nd, 2008 at 6:03 pm
LOL outcast wag mo naman akong ipressure hahahaha
LOL lingling!!! goodluck nalang kung si PA kausap mo sa phone!!!
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:29 pm
dapat icoach ni prince arthur ang mga ito…
INTERVIEWER: Why should we consider you for the job?
APPLICANT: (Hitit ng hangin) Well I applied for the job. That’s why you should consider me.
February 22nd, 2008 at 11:06 pm
“If you will change the COLOR of the world, what would it be and why?”
Natawa naman ako sa tanong na yan?! Nakow, tinatanong ba talaga yan sa mga applicants?
My Gawd… parang Ms. Universe na pala…
LOL
Si PA… tiyak wala nang interview pa… CEO kaagad!
February 23rd, 2008 at 10:48 am
greenpinoy…ito lang ang masasabi ko…
period…
hehehe
baka naman kasi si pricearthur ang nagapply?
yo!!!da princearthurs!!!hows is you doings today?long times no saw ah!!!
February 23rd, 2008 at 11:05 am
hahahaha CEO agad!!!
February 23rd, 2008 at 2:13 pm
lolz!peraps of the near futures im a ceo at a awsome companys is cool!lolz!
February 23rd, 2008 at 2:20 pm
right on! LOL fortune 500 ito!!!
February 23rd, 2008 at 9:16 pm
sabi ko busy na ko eh… pero dati hindi. pero english yung sinabi ko. haha.. kanina naman me tumawag, pinag aaply ako sa potential leader chuchu sa ortigas, pinag aaply ako sa monday, appropriate clothes pa dapat.. nyahahahah. ewan ko kung pupunta ako. bahala na. hehe.
February 24th, 2008 at 12:27 am
nako pb…LOL ikaw bahala hahahahaha walang kwentang advise.
February 24th, 2008 at 1:26 am
hahaha. ang kukulet ng sagot.
ako, minsan pag nagi-interview ng applicant tinatanong ko ng: baket sa dinamidami ng aplikante, ikaw ang dapat kong piliin (although minsan hindi naman talaga madami)?
nakatanggap ako ng sagot na: ahm, hindi ko alam ma’am.
ayos di ba. di man lang ibenta ang sarili.
ang isa pang nakakatawang basahin mga reasons ng leave dito sa office namin. merong isa, ang reason nya kaya sya SL (sick leave) —- dry cough with phlegm… shempre, disapproved yung leave nya… hahaha…
February 24th, 2008 at 1:43 am
hahahahaa dry cough with phlegm!!! LOL
sa amin naman meron ang reason ng SL nya, numbness of right thumb LOL!!!
February 25th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
sus..iisang aplikante lang lahat nanggaling ung mga un! sino PA ba?
hehehehehehehehehe
February 25th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
hahahahah LOL onga naman. sino PA ba?
February 29th, 2008 at 5:01 am
mas matinde siguro kapag nakuha na mga yan!
caller: hello? are you still there?
agent: ahh.. yes sir!, im still there!
wahahahaha
February 29th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
ahahahahahahahaha benta!
March 7th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
lolz…grabe, nareceive ko to nasa ofiz aq & i just can’t help but laugh…di naman cguro inisip ng ofizmate ko na baliw na aq…kakabaliw to..lol
March 7th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
HANEP…. nyahahhaha anu ba itez???? kaloka! hahahhahhahha laughing trip! nice!
March 7th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
kalurkey!!! LOL
March 13th, 2008 at 1:18 am
Hahahahaha. salamat, I needed that.
kung makapagsalita ‘to akala mo naman makakatumbling! sampol nga!! haha. sa next video mo, aabangan ko.
March 13th, 2008 at 10:11 am
abad, hindi porket may extra load ako eh hindi ko kayang magtumbling LOL papakita ko sayo!!! ahehehe
March 14th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
naalala ko tuloy yung prof namin sa world lit dati.
she asked, “Did you or did you not read the story?”
at dahil ugaling GP kaming lahat at kumukuha ng philosophy that time, sagot naman kami in chorus, “DID YOU NOT MA’AM!”
tama naman diba? diba greenpinoy?hehehe
March 14th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
korak!!! LOL
April 14th, 2008 at 12:43 am
hello po! my first time to post a comment here. and i really laughed so loud sa entry na to! hehe. i know it’s bad to laugh at other people’s mistakes and weaknesses, pro it’s just so damn funny!Ü
April 14th, 2008 at 10:25 am
hehheehe for fun lang naman hehehe at funny naman talaga LOL!
April 17th, 2008 at 10:19 am
we had an applicant. nag-text sya the day before his scheduled test and interview. yung text nya: “I’m very sorry ma’am, i will not be able to make it tomorrow. i have a Planned Emergency!!!
Planned Emergency… ok k lng?!?! sige, i-plano mo ang emergency mo bukas.
April 17th, 2008 at 10:37 am
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA shet galing…parang ako lang yan…planned sick leave LOL!!!
May 5th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Puuuuuuutik….dumugo tuloy ilong ko dahil sa Inglish…..hehehehe
more….more…more….hehehehe
green pinoy, thank u po.
May 5th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
salamat din james!