Archive for February, 2008

The Greenpinoy Show…BUKAS NA!!!

BUKAS NA ITO MGA KAIBIGAN!!!

Mula bukas ng madaling araw eh pwedeng nang mapanood ang The Greenpinoy Show sa www.projectube.com!

Mapapanood nyo narin sa wakas ang interview ko with Mr. Ramon Bautista! It was alotta fan!!!

Magpunta lang sa www.projectube.com upang mapanood ang show! Upang makapagcomment, magregister lamang sa Project Ube!

Maraming maraming salamat sa inyong supporta at kita kita tayo sa www.projectube.com!

Ibugaw ko kaya sarili ko?

Sa tingin nyo pwede? Ahahahaha naisip ko lang kasi may mga nagpapadala ng mga mensaheng kakaiba sa akin paminsanminsan. Kagaya nito:

 

Ahahahaha The Greenpinoy Escort Service LOL!!!

At magkano naman kaya para sa isang gabi ng ligaya? Ahahahahahaha

Tang ina tawang tawa ako sa idea na magiging lalaking bayaran ako. Pero exciting hahaha!!!

Yun lang. Sino kakagat? Ahehehe

Wow! Super!!!

Narito na ang pinakabagong chichiryang pagkakaguluhan ng mga juding at kababaihan!!!

Ang…

Ahahahahhahaha super talaga! Parang masarap kapartner nyan e ang “Super Pepe” LOL!!!

Maraming salamat kay James para sa litratong ito!

Ang tunay na baboy.

Isang araw, napansin ni Pooh na napakatagal nang nakatitig sa kanya si Piglet…

Pooh: Kanina ka pa nakatitig sa akin ah. Bakit ba? (Oo nagtagalog sya!)

Piglet: Ang taba mo. Dapat ikaw ang piglet.

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LOL!!! Benta to! Maraming salamat kay Clare para dito! 

PS: Congrats Clare! May sense of humor ka na! LOL!!!

Poker Special

Nagpoker night kami ng mga kaibigan ko sa bahay ko. Syempre, ano ba naman ang poker night kung walang inom. Nang magutom kami (actually ng maubusan na kami ng pera ng isa naming kalaro), nagpunta kami sa kusina upang maghanap ng makakain. Dahil antok na (lasing lang!), napagtripan namin ang lahat ng pwedeng pagtripan sa kusina. At na-imbento ang POKER SPECIAL.

Ingredients ng Poker Special:

Isang latang turkey Spam
Dalawang itlog
Gatas
Catsup
Bacon Bits
Tequila
Hot sauce
Pineapple juice powder
Corn oil

Paraan ng pagluluto:

1. Uminom muna ng tatlong buong basong gin-pineapple at kalahating litro ng Red Horse. Kung medyo may tama na, dun umpisahan magluto. Mas lasing, mas maganda.
2. Batihing mabuti ang mga itlog. Pwedeng kamutin muna bago batihin.
3. I-dice ang isang buong lata ng spam.
4. Magpa-init ng oil sa frying pan. Ingatang mapaso ang mga kamay.
5. Ipaghalohalo lahat ng mga ingredients sa pan. Pwede ring dagdagan ng konting patak ng pawis at konting talsik ng laway to taste.
6. Tikman. Kung masarap, ihain at kainin nyong lahat. Kung hindi, ipakain lang sa mga hindi nagluto at sabihing busog ka na.

Buti nalang at masarap ang kinalabasan ng Poker Special LOL! Try nyo!

In Loving Memory of Tyson

Tyson, 2003-2008

Asong makulit. Ang kaisa-isang aso na kilala ko na namatay sa epilepsy. Seryoso. Enjoy doggie heaven Tyson!!!

NEVER!!!

Nakita ko to sa apartment ng ka-opisina ko. Ang haba nung listahan ng house rules, ok naman nung umpisa, puro tagalog at tama naman. Pero nung malapit na sa huli, parang sinapian ng espiritu ni Kris Aquino ang nagsulat ng listahan! Tawang tawa talaga ako. Basahin nyo to!

 

Tambling talaga ako sa number 16! Buti nalang mga lalaki walang “monthly” na we have to make balot and throw sa basura talagaaaaaa! LOL!!!

Application time!!!

Natanggap ko to sa email, at mukhang forwarded lang naman kaya hindi ko mapapasalamatan ang may akda nito. Pero grabe, tawa ako ng tawa ng tawa. Basahin nyo!

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I work as a recruitment associate for call centers, and i often encounter funny lines. hey, i’m not laughing at the people. just the lines. here are some of them:

1.      I am a flexible and I am perseverance person (when asked to describe her personality)

2.      I want to learn more English words. (when asked why he wanted to work in a call center). [Damn! Read the dictionary!]

3.      Do you have any extra ordinary positions that I can take for granted (Roughly Translated: Meron po ba kayong ibang position na pwede ko’ng apply-an?)

4.      “Ten” (When asked to count from 1 to 40 to measure her articulation)

5.      “Kelan Po?” (When asked to count from 1 to 40 to measure her articulation)

6.      “I would choose IRATE CALLERS, Sir.” (Answer to the question: If you will change the COLOR of the world, what would it be and why?)

7.      “I want to entertain and satisfy customers” (hmmm….interesting concept…so…what are you wearing right now?)

8.      “I want to expose myself to the customers.” (Answer to why he wants to work in a call center”) – Flasher ITO!

9.      “Is there an opening for a call center?” (Oh so you want to become a call center now huh?)

10.  “Hi. Good afternoon, my name is _____, and I’M a call center from the Philippines.” (solohin ba)

11.  Chocolates, boys with tongue pierce.” (An applicants answer to the question: What are your weaknesses?”

12.  “I think Grade 3 and 4 students are very childish!” (Answer to the question: What do you think is the most difficult part of teaching Grade 3 and 4 students)

13.  “Haller???!!! ??? (knocks on the table) THE SALARY!” (Answer to Why do you want to work in a call center?)

14.  “I’m a married person, I have 2 children, the same boy”

15.  “It’s a colorful world.” (Describe the shirt you’re wearing.)

16.  “It’s a boomed industry.” (So all agents are now dead, I guess)

17.  “I like to explore other people” (ay sus…maniac ka ano?)

18.  “I want to explore myself more.” (Answer to why do you want to work in a call center. bagay sila ni #17…)

19.  “Hu u? How did you get my #? Text me back, huri. Send me load.” (The audacity of an applicant can sometimes appall you.)

20.  “I was scheduled for an exam this morning….I wasn’t able to make it…because I WAS TONSILITIS.”

21.  “Hi Maam, do you have an opening.” (Lokong to ah!)

22.  “I want to adventure into the graveyard…” (Langya, mahiilig ka sa patay!)

23.  “I would like to be a part of the graveyard…” (isa ka pa…thriller… thriller night)

24.  “Gd pm sir, im realy sri wen u call me I cnt hear clearly coz d raindrops of d rain is vry noisy. Rgrdng of wat u want 2 knw y u call me?” (A text message from an applicant)

25.  “Do you accept walking applicants?” (No, we prefer flying ones)

26.  Interviewer: So you’re an undergrad. What year are you in right now? Applicant: Oh I’m just here in the house. Interviewer: No, I asked you what year you’re in. Applicant: Year? I’m 25 years old! ( Nagkakaintindihan tayo pare….)

27.  Applicant: Agency ba to? Interviewer: No sir, head hunting firm. Applicant (turning to friend): Egg-hunting daw pare! (Happy Easter!)

28.  “In the middle of my study at Adamson, my father fortunately passed away.” (FORTUNATELY? ??!!!)

29.  “Hello, i just want to inquire about the application resume that i planted in the computer…” (Ano ka, farmer?)

30.  “May inaantay ako na trabaho kaya gusto ko lang na may mapag LILIBINGAN.” (Answer to the question “Why do you prefer a part-time job?” Tagalog na yun ha! Mahilig talaga kayo sa patay!)

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Tang inang egg-hunting yan!!! LOL buti nalang wala pa akong nakukuhang ganyang aplikante! Tatambling talaga ako sa harap nila kung sakali!

Let’s play tennis na! Dali!

Coach: Um iha…parang may nakalimutan ka ata…

Babaeng nakahubad: Ay onga! Yung tennis balls!!!

   

 Ahahaaaay LOL ibang klase ang trip ng babaeng to! LOL

“I’ll play tennis today! And I’ll wear nothing but my visor and smile!”

LOL!!!

Wala na si Jerry!!!

Si Jenny na ang partner ni Tom!!!

LOL Ano kaya ang nangyari kay Jerry? Baka naman…*hithit ng hangin* si Jerry ay si Jenny na ngayon?! Siguro nasama sya sa barkada nina Ederlyn!!!

Kakaiba talaga ang made in China LOL

Meet and Greet Ederlyn and Friends!

Ahahahahahahaha sobrang tawang tawang tawa ako nung makita ko tong litratong to (at yung comment kay Cobralyn)!!! Mga barkada ata ito ni Maximo Oliveros hahaha naalala ko tuloy yung batang bading na may dalang pancit para sa nanay nya! LOL!!!

Maraming salamat kay Madz para sa litratong to!

Matapang si Junior!

Junior: Tay, nasugatan ako!!!

Tatay: Buti nalang hindi ka umiyak! Lalaki talaga ang anak ko!!!

Junior: Syempre naman po tay, sabi nga sa kanta ni Fergie, “Big Girls don’t cry!!!”

Ahahahaha kaya pala! LOL!

Balls!!!

Naka red: Wow dude pare, laki ng balls!

Naka white: Pare, ball lang. Isa lang yang basketball ball o!

Naka red: Hindi pare, balls talaga.

Weeee kaya ang daming mahilig sa basketball e LOL!!!

*background music: wag dyan, may kiliti ako dyan, wag dyan…*

Jokefest for the Dateless!

Unang una sa lahat nais kong pasalamatan ang mga nagpunta at sumuporta sa akin kagabi!!!

Sobrang napasaya nyo ako! Weeeeeeeee!

Maraming maraming maraming salamat kina:

• Clare
• Roxanne
• Jeck
• Clang
• Fionixe
• Fred
• Nina
• Mendel
• Singkit
• Nissa
• Chie
• Sherwin
• Kwen
• Chris
• Mam Tin
• Sir Jerome

Pasensya na at medyo kabado ako kagabi (kabado o naka inom? hahahaha) at ang dami kong nakalimutang sabihin at para lang akong natatae sa stage at nagmamadali hahaha pero kahit ganon pa man eh sana kahit papano napasaya ko rin kayo!

Muli, maraming maraming salamat sa lahat ng sumuporta, sumusuporta at susuporta sa www.greenpinoy.com!

Lab yu shet!!!

Mga larawan ng gabing lumipas! 

 Clang, Jeck, ako, Fred, Fionixe

 Nissa, Singkit, Sherwin (lethalverses), Chie

 Nina and boylet Mendel

 Roxanne, Clare, ako

From Fionixe:

   

Yung buong video ng jokefest ay mapapanood soon sa The Greenpinoy Show!

The Door is…

…wet paint.

Ano daw? LOL!!!

 Maraming salamat kay Steph at Katherine para sa litratong to!